australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

forangeltofly:

TAYLOR SWIFT: leading singles

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

taylor-and-ed-laying-in-bed:

taylor-and-ed-laying-in-bed:

Isn’t it fucked up that society can no longer slut shame Taylor Swift for her music so they accuse her of being racist instead.

This still pisses me off

eyesopen:

me every two minutes: MY EX-MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIENDDD SHE’S LIKE OH MY GOD BUT I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT TO THE FELLAAA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLAA GOOD HAIRRR WON’T YOU COME ON OVER BABY WE COULD SHAKE SHAKE SHAKEEEE

12-13-1989-taylorswift:

I love this a lot beer voice sounds so pretty in this part!!!

thestoryofswiftie13:

casuallyxswift:

just made this and I hate/love myself for it

HAHAHAHAHA I’ve been waiting for this.

@ashbenzo: @shaymitch I love you angel. You’re beautiful!!!!!

This started out about my life and I just want it to go out into cars, and speakers and earphones and for it to just be about their lives.
—Taylor Swift about who she wrote 1989 for (via talldrinkoftaylor)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

paraswiftystar:

all i want in life is to be friends with taylor swift

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

©quietss